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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Fwd: The Vanilla Pudding Robbery

The Vanilla Pudding Robbery
Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on 2nd March

 

 

…Once inside the bank, shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.
 
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see instead, hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
 
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
 
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bite to eat.'
 
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
 
The process continued until all safes were opened.
 
They did not find one pound sterling, diamond, or ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.
 
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
 
The newspaper headlines read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING


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