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Friday, July 31, 2009

16 Famous Sayings by Chanakya..!!

 
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16 Famous Sayings by Chanakya..!!


1) 'Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough tomake them all yourselves!!'
2)'A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first andHonest people are screwed first.'
3)'Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.'
4)'The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. Itwill destroy you.'
5)'There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is nofriendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.'
6)' Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Whyam I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when youthink deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead.'
7)'As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it.'
8)'The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.'
9)'Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failureand don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest.'
10)'The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. Butthe goodness of a person spreads in all direction.'
11)'God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul isyour temple..'
12) 'A man is great by deeds, not by birth.'
13) 'Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status.Such friendships will never give you any happiness.'
14) 'Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the nextfive years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.Your grown up children are your best friends.'
15) 'Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to ablind person.'
16) 'Education is the best friend. An educated person is respectedeverywhere . Education beats the beauty and the youth.'
 

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Car A/C

USAGE OF A/C IN CARS




DO NOT TURN ON A/C IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU ENTER YOUR CAR




Open the windows after you enter your car and turn ON the air-conditioning after a couple of minutes.



According to a research done, the car dashboard, sofa, air freshener emits Benzene, a Cancer causing toxin (carcinogen - take note of the heated plastic Smell in your car). In addition to causing cancer, it poisons your bones, causes anemia, and reduces white blood cells.



Prolonged exposure will cause Leukemia, increasing the risk of cancer. It may also cause miscarriage. Acceptable Benzene level indoors is 50 mg per sq. ft. A car parked indoors with the windows closed will contain 400-800 mg of Benzene.



If parked outdoors under the sun at a temperature the Benzene level goes up to 2000-4000 mg, 40 times the acceptable level... & the people inside the car will inevitably inhale an excess amount of the toxins.



It is recommended that you open the windows and door to give time for the interior to air out before you enter. Benzene is a toxin that affects your kidney and liver, and is very difficult for your body to expel this toxic stuff.






PLEASE CIRCULATE THIS INFORMATION TO ALL!!!

FW: [Fwd: ELECTRIC FENCE---OMG!]

ELECTRIC FENCE


Seems a sheep farmer in   Alton Illinois was puzzled
about the disappearance
of some sheep on his farm. After a few weeks the farmer
decided to put up an electric fence.

About a week later, this is what he found!


cid:1.71422607@web31805.mail.mud.yahoo.com

Now, I know we've all heard of people being eaten by
snakes & I bet most of us have said, 'If a snake tried to
eat me, I'd blah, blah, blah & get away.'

Well, this is a Python & they're extremely aggressive &
have a few teeth that they use to hold their prey while
they wrap around them & then constrict.

Could you get away if this one bit you & held on with it's

'few teeth?'


(Note: The wires are 10 inches apart.)

cid:2.71422608@web31805.mail.mud.yahoo.com

 OOOHHH SH##

 

FW: Stress Meter-check it out

I  am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.
Read the full description before looking at the picture.

The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress level at St. Mary's Hospital.

Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical.

A closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical; a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. If there are many differences found between both dolphins, it means that the person is experiencing a great amount of stress.

Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a vacation.
  




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cid:1.4141217207@web38506.mail.mud.yahoo.com

No Need to Reply, I'll be on Vacation
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Smile, it increases your face value

FW: Excellence-Must Read

Excellence...

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A German once visited a temple under construction where he saw a sculptor making an idol of God. Suddenly he noticed a similar idol lying nearby. Surprised, he asked the sculptor, "Do you need two statues of the same idol?" "No," said the sculptor without looking up, "We need only one, but the first one got damaged at the last stage." The gentleman examined the idol and found no apparent damage. "Where is the damage?" he asked. "There is a scratch on the nose of the idol." said the sculptor, still busy with his work. "Where are you going to install the idol?"

The sculptor replied that it would be installed on a pillar twenty feet high. "If the idol is that far, who is going to know that there is a scratch on the nose?" the gentleman asked. The sculptor stopped his work, looked up at the gentleman, smiled and said, "I will know it."

The desire to excel is exclusive of the fact whether someone else appreciates it or not. "Excellence" is a drive from inside, not outside. Excellence is not for someone else to notice but for your own satisfaction and efficiency...

How to get swine flu!!

FW: How to get swine flu!!

FW: Question for U

Question for u:

 

Why did Heisenberg never had a child????????

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Socho socho……………… jara dimmag par jor dallo…..

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Bcoz when he had momentum, he couldn’t locate position & when he found  d position, he lost his momentum…..

 

Remember d Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

We cannot know both the exact position and momentum - we can only find an approximation to each. The better the approximation to one, the worse the approximation to the other becomes.

 

It’s so simple ……………… :-P

FW: Laff A Day - old 1


The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. ! He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned\ from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the\ successes of our sons. What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.

And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Fwd: No Speak English


No Speak English 
  

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
 
 


One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
 
 


Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.
 
 


On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...




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What were you thinking?
 

Her husband speaks English! 

Now get back to your emails.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Fwd: A LOVING HUSBAND



  A LOVING HUSBAND

  A man had two of the best tickets for the T 20 Cricket Cup Final. As  he sits down, another man comes along and asks
  if anyone is  sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is  empty."
 "This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final, the biggest
sporting event of the year, and not use it?"
  
  
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she
passed away. This is the first  Final we haven't been to together since we got married."
 
"Oh... I'm sorry to  hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else,
a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head........"No. They're all at the funeral.
 
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Health TIPS

Dear All,

 
Natural therapy for heart vein opening

 
Please pass it to your colleagues or friends.

 
For Heart Vein opening  

 
1)                  Lemon juice         01 cup

2)                  Ginger juice         01 cup

3)                  Garlic  juice          01 cup

4)                  Apple vinegar      01 cup

 
Mix all above and boil in light flame approximately half

hour, when it becomes 3 cups, take it out and keep it
for cooling. After cooling, mix 3 cups of natural honey

and keep it in bottle.

 
Every morning before breakfast use one Table spoon
regularly. Your blockage of Vein's will open

(No need any Angiography or By pass)




Doctors instructions:

1. Need to have physical exercise for minimum of 45 minutes daily.
2. Eat your food at perfect timings, like how you eat during your school days. Eat in small quantities more times and have lot of vegetables and boiled food, try to avoid fry items and oily food. Fish is good than other non-vegetarian food.
3. Sleep for 8 hours a day, this count should complete before sun rising.
4. Stop smoking.
5. Genetic problems, we cannot avoid but we can get away from it by having regular checkups.

6.
Find a way to get relived from the stress (Yoga, Meditation etc).




"Print this mail only if absolutely necessary. Save Paper. Save Trees."


Good day:)



 
                          A beautiful Thought for the day
PBrush

5 important   lessons   to   learn   from   a humble   pencil.

1. It tells you that everything you do will always leave a Mark .
2. You can always correct the mistake you make
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3. The important thing in life is what you are from inside and not from out side
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4. In life you will undergo painful sharpening which will make you better in whatever you do
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5. Finally, to be the best you can be, you must allow yourself to be held and
guided by the hand that holds you. 

Quote for the day





Fwd: Man are always Honest!





Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman
(to understand man)



"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"


The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all 3 axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is not true!!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ .

 

Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife .

 

Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.

 

Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.


That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"    

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST


WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning when she asked the question,
'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?'
Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands'.
'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and
God just takes your hands first'..
'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said,
'Sister, I think it's your feet'.
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
'Now,Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night,
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,
'Oh God, I'm coming! Oh God, I'm coming!
'... and if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her'.

The Nun fainted

An IDEA Can Change Your Life ... But....... (Funny)



Friday, July 10, 2009

Interesting Facts


  • Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions.
  • Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time.
  • Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.
  • The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.
  • To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe
  • Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp .
  • Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.
  • It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.
  • Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.
  • Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
  • Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
  • Those stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.
  • Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing .
  • Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn't stay in the gut. It will pass through the system and be excreted.
  • At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.
  • There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.
  • Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot, left foot.
  • Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.
  • The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

The Honest Dictionary

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Fwd: Leak on Bandra - Worli sea link already ????

The first Leak on the Bandra - Worli Sea Link Already ????
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Welcome to Sachin's Fun Mails

I have been receiving several unmissable, undeletable, hilarious and refreshing emails from friends and family. It gets hard to dig out the right one when you want to share it with someone. I have created this blog to store all my fun emails from now onwards at one place.

Happy reading !!