Thursday, July 29, 2010

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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Fwd:Amazing Paintings

 Photorealistic Smudge Paintings (22 pics)


Photorealistic Smudge Paintings (22 pics)


Photorealistic Smudge Paintings (22 pics)


Photorealistic Smudge Paintings (22 pics)


Photorealistic Smudge Paintings (22 pics)


Photorealistic Smudge Paintings (22 pics)


Photorealistic Smudge Paintings (22 pics)


Photorealistic Smudge Paintings (22 pics)


Photorealistic Smudge Paintings (22 pics)


Saturday, July 24, 2010

Fwd: Golfers Beware!!!!!

She Has Destroyed My Golf Pleasure


Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my golf bag, tried not to wake my wife, sneaked quietly into the garage and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

Disappointed I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and sneaked back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out there playing golf in that terrible weather?'

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped playing golf

Fwd: 2 Choices

Though it's an old one - some of you must have seen it earlier; it's beautiful.

Yesterday's miracle is today's science.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Fwd: Students of MBBS

1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
The Professor started class by telling important qualities as a Doctor.
e.g. He inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth.

Then he said them to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes.
But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth & then tasted it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said:
The most important 2nd quality is OBSERVATION, I inserted my Middle finger but tasted the Index finger.
Now learn to pay attention.

Life is tough but it's a lot tougher when you are not paying attention.

Monday, July 19, 2010

New classes hurry register now!!

Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before


Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
Making Deposits

Topic 3. Parties:
Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette:
Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too


Topic 5. Communication Skills I:
Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

Topic 6. Communication Skills II:
Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely:
A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 8. Telephone Skills:
How to Hang Up

Topic 9. Classic Footwear:
Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Topic 10. Oil and Petrol:
Your Car Needs Both



Evening classes for men. Starting this month!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays.
Step by step with slide presentation.

Topic 2. Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?
Round-table discussion.

Topic 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right
place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.

Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.

Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
Driving simulation.

Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.

Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions

Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued. Register now!

Fwd: Incredible Indiaaaah (!.!)...Enjoy

This is truly truly Hilarious :) Do not miss the question on directions ;) India holds a certain sense of mystery for the world outside its borders...

Read on to find how curious foreigners are about India and its ways... or rather read on to find out how dumb and ignorant they are about our beautiful country ..

This was taken from a tourism blog where people could post queries if they were planning on making a trip to India ....  The answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who  obviously have an excellent sense of humour.

Q :      Does it ever get windy in India ? I have never seen it  rain on  TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A:      We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q :      Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )
A:      Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q:      I want to walk from Delhi to Goa - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A:      Sure, it's only three thousand kms, take lots of water.

Q:       Is it safe to run around in the bushes in India ?   ( Sweden )
A:      So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q:       Are there any ATMs  India ? Can you send me a list of them in Delhi , Chennai, Calcutta and Bangalore ? ( UK )
A:      What did your last slave die of?

Q:       Can you give me some information about hippo racing in India?  ( USA )
A:      A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .  In-di-a is that big triangle in  the middle of the Pacific & Indian  Ocean  which does not.. oh forget it. ...... Sure, the hippo racing
is  every Tuesday night in Goa .  

Q:       Which direction is North in India ? ( USA )
A:      Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q:       Can I bring cutlery into India ? ( UK )
A:      Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q:       Can you send me the Indiana Pacers matches schedule? ( France )
A:       Indiana is a state in the Unites States of...oh forget  it. Sure, the Indiana Pacers matches are played every Tuesday  night in Goa , straight after the hippo races.  .

Q:      Can I wear high heels in India ? ( UK )
A:      You're a British politician, right?

Q:     Are there supermarkets in Bangalore , and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )A:      No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.  Milk is illegal.

Q:    Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A:      Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come  from. All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make  good pets.

Q:       Do you have perfume in India ? ( France )
A:      No, WE don't stink.

Q:       I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.  Can you tell me where I can sell it in India ?  ( USA )
A:      Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q:       Do you celebrate Christmas in India ? ( France )
A:      Only at Christmas.

Q:       Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A:      Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

Q:       Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? ( Italy )
A:      As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime.

Q:       Do you have Toilet paper? ( USA )
A:      No, we use sand paper. (we have different grades)

Fw: Nareepol

This amazing tree is named "Nareepol" in Thai.
Naree means "girl/woman" and
pol means plant/tree or "bush" in Malay.

It means woman tree.

It is amazing how God created the World in many forms

that amused human beings....

You can see the real tree at Petchaboon province about

almost 500 kms away from Bangkok ..



Monday, July 12, 2010

Fwd: Dhoni's Wedding Photos

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Tuesday, July 6, 2010


Dear All,

If you have come across any bright students coming from poor financial background who have finished their 10th standard this year (April 2010) and scored more than 80%, please ask them to contact the NGO-Prerana (supported by Infosys foundation). The NGO is conducting a written test and those who clear the test will be eligible for financial help for their further studies.


Please ask the students to contact the people mentioned below to get the form:
580, Shubhakar, 44th cross, 1st A main road, Jayanagar, 7th block, Bangalore .

Contact numbers:
1. Ms. Saraswati - 099009 06338
2. Mr. Shivkumar - 099866 30301
3. Ms. Bindu -099645 34667

Even if you don't know anyone, please pass on this info, someone might be in need of this help.

Yesterday's miracle is today's science.