Tuesday, June 26, 2012

This is How We do it in India

Brilliant innovation!!


Monday, June 4, 2012

Sipping Vodka

SIPPING  VODKA ..............!! 
 A  new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he  could hardly speak. 
After mass he asked the  Monsignor how he had done.  
The  Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about  getting nervous on the pulpit,
I put a glass of  vodka next to the water glass.  If I start to  get nervous, I take a sip."  
So  next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice..   At the beginning of the sermon,
he got nervous and  took a drink..  He proceeded to talk up a  storm. 
Upon  his return to his office after the mass, he found  the following note on the door:  
 1)   Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 
 2)   There are 10 commandments, not 12. 
 3)   There are 12 disciples, not 10. 
 4)   Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 
 5)   Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his  ass.
 6)   We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late  J.C..
 7)   The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred  to as Daddy,
      Junior and the Spook. 
 8)   David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out  of him..
 9)   When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off  his donkey,
       don't say he was stoned off his  ass.
 10)   We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big  T.'
 11)   When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he  said,
       "Take this and eat it for this is my  body."  
        He did not say, "Eat  me."
 12)   The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the  Cherry'.
 13)   The recommended grace before a meal is not: 
         Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah  God.
 14)   Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's
       not a peter pulling contest  at St. Taffy's. 

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Understanding Sales - Practical Example

Understanding Sales - Practical Example