Fwd: Miscommunication

A wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday,  she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds.
She was expecting something like this............

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But her husband presented her with something very different...

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The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU! __