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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Assorted one Liners

 

 

"U love someone
U marry someone else.

The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband

And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id"

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

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Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife
the kidney.

If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver
manages with other kidney.

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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne
denge.

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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and

Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

 

 

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