Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Pukka Sindhi !!

A  Sindhi phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a Tooth  extraction..
 " Rs5000 for an extraction, Sir" the dentist replied.
"Rs5000!!!  Benha lakh lalat vijhe... Have you not got anything  cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.
"Naarmal?!!! What about if you did not use any anesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock Rs 1500 off and it would be quite painful !!
" Are beehna...Whaaat about if you used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anesthetic?"
 "I can't  guarantee their professionalism and it may be extremely painful, but the  price could drop to Rs 2000".
" Suttho Sutho...How about if you make it a training session, and your Satudent do the extraction with the
 other satudents waatching and learning ?
 "It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "but you must understand that it's going to be very  traumatic
as well as really really painful, but I'll charge you Rs 500."
 "Arre wah!!!, now you are taalking!!!! ! !  Daadho suttho deal aahe !!! daaho suttho (It's a great deal)," said the Sindhi. 
"Can you immeejaietly confirm an appaintment for my wife next Tuesday then?"

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