Drinking & driving....

I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving.
A  couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks and eats with some

musician friends of mine.

 

I had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit,

I did something I've never done before:  I took a bus home.

Sure enough, on the way home, I passed a police road block,

but as it was a bus, they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise,

as I have never driven a bus before and I am not sure where I got it.