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Monday, November 8, 2010

WHY INDIANS CAN NEVER BE TERRORISTS

 
TEN  REASONS  WHY  WE  INDIANS  CAN'T  BE  (9/11) TERRORISTS:  



1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights. 

2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 

3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there. 

4. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down. 

5. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane. 

7. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it. 

8. We would have put our Country's flag on the wind shield. 

9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day. 

10. We would have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with the hostages. 
  

 

  

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