Monday, July 19, 2010

Fwd: Incredible Indiaaaah (!.!)...Enjoy

This is truly truly Hilarious :) Do not miss the question on directions ;) India holds a certain sense of mystery for the world outside its borders...

Read on to find how curious foreigners are about India and its ways... or rather read on to find out how dumb and ignorant they are about our beautiful country ..

This was taken from a tourism blog where people could post queries if they were planning on making a trip to India ....  The answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who  obviously have an excellent sense of humour.

Q :      Does it ever get windy in India ? I have never seen it  rain on  TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A:      We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q :      Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )
A:      Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q:      I want to walk from Delhi to Goa - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A:      Sure, it's only three thousand kms, take lots of water.

Q:       Is it safe to run around in the bushes in India ?   ( Sweden )
A:      So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q:       Are there any ATMs  India ? Can you send me a list of them in Delhi , Chennai, Calcutta and Bangalore ? ( UK )
A:      What did your last slave die of?

Q:       Can you give me some information about hippo racing in India?  ( USA )
A:      A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .  In-di-a is that big triangle in  the middle of the Pacific & Indian  Ocean  which does not.. oh forget it. ...... Sure, the hippo racing
is  every Tuesday night in Goa .  

Q:       Which direction is North in India ? ( USA )
A:      Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q:       Can I bring cutlery into India ? ( UK )
A:      Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q:       Can you send me the Indiana Pacers matches schedule? ( France )
A:       Indiana is a state in the Unites States of...oh forget  it. Sure, the Indiana Pacers matches are played every Tuesday  night in Goa , straight after the hippo races.  .

Q:      Can I wear high heels in India ? ( UK )
A:      You're a British politician, right?

Q:     Are there supermarkets in Bangalore , and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )A:      No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.  Milk is illegal.

Q:    Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A:      Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come  from. All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make  good pets.

Q:       Do you have perfume in India ? ( France )
A:      No, WE don't stink.

Q:       I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.  Can you tell me where I can sell it in India ?  ( USA )
A:      Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q:       Do you celebrate Christmas in India ? ( France )
A:      Only at Christmas.

Q:       Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A:      Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

Q:       Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? ( Italy )
A:      As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime.

Q:       Do you have Toilet paper? ( USA )
A:      No, we use sand paper. (we have different grades)

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