Fwd: Enjoy!

1. What is height of Fashion?

  Dhoti with a zip

   

  2. What is height of Secrecy?

  Offering blank visiting cards.

 

 

  3. What is height of Active laziness?

  Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

   

  4. What is height of Laziness?

  Adopting a child.

 

  5. What is height of Craziness?

  Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

 

  6. What is height of Forgetfulness?  

  Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

   

  7. What is height of Stupidity?

  A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

 

  8. What is height of Honesty?

  A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

   

9. What is height of Suicide?

  A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

   

10. What is height of De-hydration?

  A cow giving milk powder.