How to identify which part of India is it?

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA.

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they
start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata
 
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's "Amchi Mumbai"... busy place dude...
 
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace...
The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi
 
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad
 
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He Writes a software program to
stop the fight..... But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore .
 
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A Guy comes along and
quietly say that "AMMA" Doesn't Like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.
 
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!
 
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says " dont
fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting".
That's Kerala !!
 
And the best one is here....
 
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. On seeing the beer they stop fighting .

All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends..
You are in Goa