Engineering Marvels :)

Civil Engineering Marvels

A closed circuit camera







Locked Door to Staircase







Station Foot Over Bridge








Perfect Windows








Balcony for viewing and Balcony for not viewing :)







Street Electric Pole








ATM Machine








and here is the height of civil engineering

Journey Of Mercedes Benz 1886-2010

The life cycle of the Mercedes

 

 

Beauty lies in the eyes of the BEER Holder

THE LAW OF GARBAGE TRUCK

THE LAW OF GARBAGE TRUCK 
 
One day, I hopped into a taxi and took off for the airport .

We were driving in the right lane when suddenly, a black car, jumped out of a parking

space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed the brakes, skidded, and missed
the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around

and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy.

I mean, was really friendly. So I asked, "Why did you just do that?

This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!"

This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck'
 
 
He explained, "Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of
garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their
garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you.

NEVER take it personally. Just  smile, wave, wish them well, and move on with the routine
life." Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work,at home or on the streets..

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.
Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so....... 'Love the people who

treat you right.. Pray for the ones who don't.'

A very rightly said quote by Washington Irving:

Life is 10% what you make it and 90% how you take it!!!!

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WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS ------ have a good laugh~~~:)

WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS

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Part V

True but incredible story...........

BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY. Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars then insured them against, among other things, fire.Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.'   The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued.... and WON!   (Stay with me now......... .. ......... ......... )   Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous!! The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be 'unacceptable fire', and was thus obligated to pay the claim. So, rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling, and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the 'fires'.   (NOW FOR THE BEST PART........ ....... )  After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of 'intentionally burning his insured property' and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

Custody of the child????

Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce.

 

The problem: who should get custody of the child????

Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honour! I brought the child into this world with pain and labour so it should be in my custody."

The judge turns to Husband and says "What do you have to say in your defence?"

The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.

"Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?"

Yeh sunke...Wife replied : "Judge sahab...bartan mera...doodh bhi mera...aur usme dahi jamane ke liye

2 boond daalne se dahi bana to fir wo dahi kiska..? mera ya do boond daalne wale ka"

Husband replied : "Typewriter mein kagaz Maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat Maine ki,

fir chithi kiski? typewriter ki ya meri?"

Frustrated Judge (getting mad):

"Abay saale agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta to yahan par custody ki naubat hi na aati."

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