know your dung before committing

Vacuum cleaner

 
 
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street.

A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, Madam?"

"We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"

 
Moral : Gather all required information before working on any project..

ill effects of power failure..

Understand The Requirement First & Then Start The Work

Understand The Requirement First & Then Start The Work

Check the attachment.

Santa

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.Wife observes the whole episode.Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly. Santa Singh at KBC Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for "50-50″ and "Phone a Friend". Santa Singh is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let's see what happens next… Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par… Santa Singh gets Tense… Amitabh Bachchan : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan ? Your options are… A) Amitabh Bachchan B) Dharmendra C) Amjad Khan(Gabbar) D) Sanjeev kumar Amitabh Bachchan : Toh Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He's quite sure that Santa will opt for option A] But Santa is surprisingly still confused… Amitabh Bachchan : Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai… 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai. Santa Singh : I think it is A, but I'm not sure. Amitabh Bachchan : Not sure, Hmmm… Aap kya karna chahenge? Santa Singh : I would like to use 50-50… Amitabh Bachchan : Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye… Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options: B) Dharmendra C) Amjad Khan(Gabbar) Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline… Santa Singh: I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend… Amitabh Bachchan : Aap kisse baat karna chahenge?? Santa Singh : Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga… Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan (Thanks to AirTel ) Santa Singh : "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?" receiving reply from JAYA Santa faints.. GUESS WHY????????? ?? Scroll Down | | | | V | | | | V Jaya Bachchan ask's him " What are the options?"

IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD.......Good one

IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD...        ............ ............. ................... ......................... Best of All ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Engineering Marvels :)

Civil Engineering Marvels

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Station Foot Over Bridge








Perfect Windows








Balcony for viewing and Balcony for not viewing :)







Street Electric Pole








ATM Machine








and here is the height of civil engineering

Journey Of Mercedes Benz 1886-2010

The life cycle of the Mercedes

 

 

Beauty lies in the eyes of the BEER Holder

THE LAW OF GARBAGE TRUCK

THE LAW OF GARBAGE TRUCK 
 
One day, I hopped into a taxi and took off for the airport .

We were driving in the right lane when suddenly, a black car, jumped out of a parking

space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed the brakes, skidded, and missed
the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around

and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy.

I mean, was really friendly. So I asked, "Why did you just do that?

This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!"

This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck'
 
 
He explained, "Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of
garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their
garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you.

NEVER take it personally. Just  smile, wave, wish them well, and move on with the routine
life." Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work,at home or on the streets..

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.
Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so....... 'Love the people who

treat you right.. Pray for the ones who don't.'

A very rightly said quote by Washington Irving:

Life is 10% what you make it and 90% how you take it!!!!

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